The Transforminators

John Connor:
This is John Connor, we've been fighting for a long time.

It was bad enough when we were fighting the terminators, then the transformers came.

Now we just call them the transforminators.

They used to just shoot at us.

Now they turn into sweet cars.

They're taking human prisoners, replicating human tissue, and worst of all...

...eating all of our sand.





AND JUST FOR NAIFEN (and his penis jokes)



"...It's full of... PEA-NESS..."