Tuesday, December 25, 2007

THIS IS SPARTA!

I know this is really old, but I just have to say that the 300 is one of the most awesome shows ever made for mankind. The blood, the gore and the pure machismo of King Leonidas your classic uber-alpha male made it an instant classic.


The thing that makes Leonidas an uber-alpha is that he's always so angry. He's just pissed off and he's not afraid to show it. He's just so comfortable telling the world that he has a red hot chili pepper stuck up his anus with a large spear in his hand. Thats just the machismo that makes the ladies swoon and him the leader of a whole pack of battle hungry men.


That's just what you need to lead an army, and score a hot queen to boot! The thing that is so admirable bout Leonidas is that his anger is so well directed. He's so pissed off but he releases his anger in such a focused and constructive (destructive to the enemy maybe?) ways, making him such a legend for all time.

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]

I must also add that the this is sparta video never fails to pick me up when I'm down. Helps me look at the shit in my life in a more humorous and constructive manner. Watch it whenever you're down. Trust me, it really helps!




Oh yea, added own pics to the paintball post so check that out if you want to.
Till then, THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!